Fergus and Richard versus the BOX of DOOM

Dear all my fans,

 I knew as soon as that box got delivered to the house by the creepy post man that it was evil and going to be trouble!!!!! At first everyone was excited with what came out of the box. Especially silly Richard when some running shoes appeared. He told me they looked quite tasty and once worn a few times they would smell so great he would have to sleep with them all the time.


At first the box lay on the floor minding its own beeswax!!! Then all of a sudden a huge gust of wind picked my very light body off the ground. My paper thin ears helped me glide and land safely. Unfortunately I landed in the box!!!!

I was so scared I did not know what to do. I sat as still as I could so the box would not notice me and I could escape. Luckily Richard came to the rescue and challenged the box to a duel. I escaped but he was attacked and defeated and now has to live with the box 24/7.